IS THERE A VIRGIN IN THE HOUSE?

By

Michael Edwin Q.

Last week in church, they made sure the children were not in church so the pastor could give a sermon on sexual mortality.

After a few minutes, he got all worked up and shouted, “Is there a virgin in the congregation, let her stand.”

We all looked around, but no one stood. Finally, a young woman in the back stood up. She held a baby in her arms.

The pastor shouted, “Didn’t you hear the question?”

“I did,” she said, “but the baby’s only three weeks old. You don’t expect her to stand by herself, do you?”

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